I am bambi's legs shortly after birth...

If you were a believer of Airborne as a cure-all from 2001 - November 2007, then you were deceived! Additionally, you are up for an AIRBORNE REFUND!!!. That's right. Airborne settled a class-action lawsuit for about $23 million, to be used to refund consumers who still have receipts from their purchases. Supposably, you are still entitled to a refund even if you do NOT have those receipts anymore. There's a number you can call to find out. Luckily for me, I have a lot of my receipts for my airborne purchases. So be careful what you say people, the reason they got sued was because of false advertising. They claimed that they had a "CURE" for the common cold. They have since toned down such claims...but let's be real folks, we all knew it wasn't a cure, but more of a remedy, or a preventative measure; to be taken prior to getting sick or at the first sign of weakness of the immune system. It's basically a vitamin overload, something you can do w/ vitamins. But hey, I get $$$, so I shant complain too much. Time to dig through my files...

20 Things I Wish I Had Known When Starting Out in Life con't
4. Junk food will come back to bite you in the butt.
Yeah, it wasn’t just the sedentary lifestyle that got me fat. It was all the damn junk food too. I would eat pizza and burgers and Twinkies and sugar cereal and desserts and donuts and … well, you get the picture. As someone used to being able to eat whatever I wanted, it never seemed like it would be a problem. Bad health was something to worry about when you got old. Well, my jeans began to get way too tight, and to my horror, I climbed several pants sizes and developed a gut that only now is going away. I wish someone had shown me an “after” picture when I was young and downing the Big Gulp sodas.

Man, it's only TUESDAY?!?!?